Shop Official Merch

Description: It Ain't Christmas, Bitch!

Description: Finally legal! After 15 years, we are bringing back our first shirt (that was swiftly removed due to a certain someone's legal team). Get your nostalgic tee-hee before it goes away again.

Description: Philadelphia's Super Hero

Description: What Is Its Mission???

Description: What Is Its Mission???

Description: I Woke Up From a Coma And All I Got Was A Podcast

Description: For all your electronic needs!

Description: John Carpenter's Big Daddy Paul

Description: Geek Sqwad

Description: Shark

Description: The Rosetta Stallone - Vancouver Live Show - July 2025

Description: From the Lisa Gilroy live in show at Largo

Description: Gallery Urchin - How Did This Get Made

Description: I Was a Good Girl - HDTGM LIVE in Toronto

Description: Here's a quarter.

Description: San Francisco

Description: Surf's up, dude

Description: House of Iron

Description: Library!

Description: Ce n'est pas

Description: Are you a proud SLOA?

Description: Stop Climate Change - Largo show

Description: And a cute carrot nose

Description: Don't blame me.

Description: Thanks!

Description: And you should too

Description: What IS that...

Description: Are you a big worm? Are you two bifurcated aliens? Or are you simply a Doppelgänger?

Description: What else is a Jason to do?

Description: Only 7 hours 42 minutes and 46 seconds left!!

Description: Give him a call!

Description: Watch your favorite films on the Acaster.

Description: HDTGM merch design from our show in NYC!

Description: HDTGM merch design from our show in Philly!

Description: Hail him!

Description: Who is he to you? Uncle - HDTGM